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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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Knock Knock CUM IN!

What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

roses are red violets suck dick i need a wee

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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