- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Tilt your screen back

Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

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