- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because 7, 8, 9

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

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