- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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