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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

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a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

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Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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