- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

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What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

What do you call a magic MAAAAAAAAAAAN? A magic man

Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

whats a diffrence between a bench and a black person the bench is a thing a black person is a human being

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? One is a vegetable and the other is a human being.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

What is the difference between a rabbit and a plum? A: They are both purple, except for the rabbit!

A possesed goat: "moo"

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Do you like fishsticks No

What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

Why did the boy fall down the stairs? Because he tripped.

Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

What's the best part of any family reunion? Sodomy.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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