- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

Q: why was the women out of the kitchen? A: Probably to partake in one of her many hobbies.

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

hi bye

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

Who is John Galt?

7+5=12

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

Whose your daddy? Not me

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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