why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

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A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Knock Knock *opens the door*

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Once upon a time

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Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

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Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

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Starting a Genocide #YOLO

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What is a dogs favorite color? Gray due to the fact that they cant see any other color

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

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Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

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Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

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Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

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Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

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when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

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So a pirate walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender then looks down and realizes that the pirate has a steering wheel on his penis. "Sir, are you aware that you have a steering wheel on your penis?" the bartender asks. "Arrrrrrr! It's driving me crazy! I just woke up one day and it was there!" The pirate replied. "Well you should probably get that checked out soon, it looks like it could be very harmful to your health and slightly uncomfortable. Not to mention your penis is out in the open." "You are right, what was I thinking?" The pirate agreed. He proceeded to get his friend to drive him to a hospital, for drinking and driving is not safe, and steering wheels on penises are not healthy.

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What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

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What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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