Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

all these jokes are horrible now

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

360 NO SCOPE

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

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