- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

There was a guy and a girl naked in bed, sleeping together. When they woke up they didn't remember the last 72 hours and wanted some questions answered, including Where am I? Who are you? What year is it? What's my name?

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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