- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

What do you do i a stranger offers you candy? Make sure its not stale then jump in his van.

a man shoots his mother in-law He his charged with murder and will only be eligible for parole in 18 months

What's the difference between a baby and a textbook? You throw a textbook at the wall with TWO hands.

What's the difference between a chicken and a 3 legged dog? There are numerous differences. I will not however go into the biological explanations of these differences.

So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

Why did the black man go to the store? To get milk and eggs because he was running out of those items

A frog hops into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get you to drink?". The frog hops out and the bartender realizes he is talking to animals because he has anxiety issues and all of his friends leave him and he spends every night crying and waiting to be loved...so he shoots himself.

Why was the man scared? Because he was being attacked by a giant tiger.

Why did the kid die last night? because his mum stabbed him multiple times in the chest.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have condoms, But we didn't use them with you. You were DP'd, Now you have STD.

Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

why did the zebra cross the road?

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

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