- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

Adam Thomas is homosexual

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

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