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How do you make a baby cry Throw a brick at its face

Why did the man jump off a cliff? Because he was committing suicide.

What did the astronaunt say to the doctor? Hola!

Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

Pete and Repete are sitting on a fence. Pete falls off. Pete suffers from a scraped knee and a bruised tailbone.

Jellybeans

Your momma is so stupid, because she didn't get a proper education

Q: How do you get an elephant in a refrigerator in three easy steps? A: You open the refrigerator door, you put the elephant inside, you close the refrigerator door. Q": How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator in four easy steps? A": You open the refrigerator door, you take the elephant out, you put the giraffe inside, you close the refrigerator door.

What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

Q. What do you call a deceased rodent A. Deadmau5

what's the difference between a male and female skeleton? The jaw bone structure

Two pies where sitting in a oven when one of the pies says: God damn it's hot in here. The other pie screams out loud: HOLY SHIT A TALKING PIE!

Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

Sometimes I stare at a Frisbee and wonder why it is getting bigger. Then, it hits me.

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

Knock knock, Who's there? The police, you have committed 14 major felonies and you are being arrested.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. (Don't ask me how that's possible, just go with it) As the bartender is pouring it, he asks "Why the long face?" The horse responds "My son died of cancer this morning..."

Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

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What can be said about a high school drop out who is 30, lives with his mom, and plays WoW all day? He is probably a very high level mage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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