Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

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What do u call a cripple Biv

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted *sobs*

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Obama walks into a hospital....

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Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

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What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

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What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

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Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

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What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

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A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

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Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

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People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

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Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

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two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

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Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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