How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

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A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

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PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

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Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

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What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

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What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

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A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

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how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

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belly button

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Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

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A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

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Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

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Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

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what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

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Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

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If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

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what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

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Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

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You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

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What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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