A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

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Hello

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What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

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Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

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i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

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Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

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A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

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What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

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So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

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your face is kinda funny

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

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your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

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Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

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What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

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How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

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Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

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what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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