- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Elizabeth Warren

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

What has a head but can't see? A penis.

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

Cancer.

DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

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