How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

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why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

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Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

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Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

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A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

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They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

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What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

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A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

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Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

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What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

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How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

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a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

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A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

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How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems i like your boobs

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear? The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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