- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats my name? Matt

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

your face

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

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