I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

Your mother is so morbidly obese that if she sat on me, she would crush my skull and kill me.

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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