- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

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Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

roses are red violets are blue

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Helena: Can u get me a pencil? Me: Sure. Me: Mr. Brandmeyer can u give me a pencil? Mr. Brandmeyer: Why? Me: I don't know. That's what Helena said.

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