- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

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What's brown and adhesive? A stick

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

How come grilled cheese?

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

have you ever had african food? neither have they

A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

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