What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't go to you anyways.

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roses are red leather is black when god made you he was smoking crack

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A man walks into a bar. He is followed by a chicken, 2 donkeys, a tiger, 7 cardinals, 3 horses, 11 chipmunks, and 2 squirrels. And they all lived happily ever after. THE END

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eat a hot dog

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A black guy and a mexican guy are falling from a building. Which one hits the ground first? Who cares

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Boy: "But I don't wanna visit Grandma!" Mother: "Shut up and keep digging."

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A guy walks into a bar carrying an octopus under his arm. The bartender asks him, "say, buddy, what's with the octopus?" and the man replies, "this is the most intelligent octopus in the world. In fact, I bet you $100 that it can play any instrument you give it." The bartender snickers at the other patrons, and puts $100 on the bar. He motions the man over to the piano by the wall. The man puts the octopus on the piano, but it nothing happens. The octopus is dead, because it's been out of the water for a while. The bartender looks at the man sadly, as two psychiatric orderlies from the local mental hospital take the visitor away to the looney bin, after another patron called the police. The bartender never gets his $100, and now he has to clean up the godawful mess on his piano.

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Why was the priest lying still? Because his son shot him

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A Blonde, a brunette, and a redhead where hiding from the police They were all shot and all died because they were playing Grand Theft Auto 5

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jeffrey: Do you know what happened on the 5th of november? gerald: No jeffrey: I cant remember

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What is Soulja Boy's favorite letter? I don't know. You go ask him.

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what did sushi A say to sushi B? Nothing, because sushi is composed of aboitic fish, rice and other nutritious components and cannot speak

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are eating lunch on a bridge. The Mexican drops his taco off the side of the bridge and the Italian and American were kind enough to share some of their lunch with the Mexican making it a successful picnic. Their ethnicity was not relevent at all.

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What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

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What did the Mexican parents name their first born son? Nobody knows. He was adopted by a nice family due to the fact that his biological parents were murdered in cold blood. His foster parents named him Kevin.

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"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

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What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

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Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

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Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

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A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

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i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

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What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

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