And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

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What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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A black man, an Asian man, and a Mexican man jump off a bridge. They were all suffering from chronic depression and couldn't take the pressures of life anymore.

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Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

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Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

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Who has no penis Religious Believers

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Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

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tim has no humor

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What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

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what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

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Youre in your car, and you stop at a light you see a home less person holding a sign that says "Home less and hungry, anything helps." You ask if they want a box of cereal, "No thanks." They replied, you ask why not? "Well, I really just want to go to the movies."

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2 nuns were in a bathtub. One says to the other "Could you pass me the soap please?" The other replies, "What do you think I am, a radio?"

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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A one armed blond is in a tree, how to you get her to come down? You wave to her?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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