- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

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