- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

CFL

What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

#Getweird

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

jd and zach loves vigina

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

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