- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my coffee like I like my women. Ground up and in the freezer

roses are red violets are pink your nanas in the cowfeild with a bottle of stink... not really shes long gone.

A cricket walks into a bar and the bartender says,"Hey, we have a drink named after you!' and the cricket says,"Oh really? You have a drink named Joe?"

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

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