- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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