What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

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What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

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Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

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Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

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If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

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I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

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How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

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A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

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what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

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How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

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Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

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Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

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What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

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What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

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Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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