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What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

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why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

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How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

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a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

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A cat playing laser tag.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

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do you have a wife?

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what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

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Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

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what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

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Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

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1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

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why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

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What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

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Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

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A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

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To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

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How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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