What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

Jews

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

Im gay What about you

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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