what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

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MC donald the duck loves Justin's Balls. And Daniel Ma loves fried chicken boiled with rice \Cupcake

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potatoes

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Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

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How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

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what do u call a kid with autism? a autistic s.o.b or Hennon bart

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he was greeting his new neighbors that moved in across the street. He was very friendly.

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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Why are they called waiters? Because you got to wait for them for a fucking long time. Why do they call you a patient. Just so you wont get impatient, if you do you are no longer a patient and they will ignore you.

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

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Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

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A guy comes home from work every day to his wife, who always seems miserable. He decides that her unhappiness is making him unhappy aswell, so he sits her down to talk things over. It turns out she is depressed because she can't get a job and the back wheels of her wheelchair are rusting.

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one morning i turned on my tv

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What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

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What is worse then having no dad? Russian dad that hates you a lot and wishes you drawn in vodka.

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What's better than singing in the rain? Singing in a Pitt of fire. Oh wait that would be way worse than singing in the rain

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust? getting raped by a giant scorpion What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by your seventh grade math teacher, Mr. Smith What's worse than getting raped by your seventh grade math teacher Mr. Smith? Snapping your femur bone in half What's worse than snapping your femur bone in half? Birthing a dead baby

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Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

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I had a friend named Joshua, he died of AIDs, cancer, and several other diseases.

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My uncle was involved in 9/11... He called me before the plane crashed into the twin towers, his final words were so comforting... "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"

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What do we call Osama? Osama

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Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

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