Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

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A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

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John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

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why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

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-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

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What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

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Jokes Ki Duniya

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

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A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

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How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

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What does water smell like? water.

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Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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fuck you you punkass piece of shit I hope you burn in my uncle's titties and ass rape yourself while screaming "make it stop!'. Then, I hope that you take a titanic needle and shove it up your lower kidney until it tears open and all your bodily fluids spill out into an ocean of shit. Also, I have 73 balls with a ballsack for each ball. So, I have 73 ballsacks.

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Knock Knock Who's There 42

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the car? Get in the car.

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I have a phone, Don't know where it's at, Forever Alone FAPFAPFAP

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? a bike

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Anti Joke

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