- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

Why was the man sad? Cause his dog fell off a cliff

The Qur'an

A woman was strolling around town when she turned into a dark alley. She was cold and scared. Suddenly a ferocious looking man jumped out with a knife. The end.

What has two legs and can't walk. Someone thats paralyzed!

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Q: What's funny about a gay man being raped by men for being gay? A: The man's personality

Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

learn. advance!

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A broken boomerang

why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

Robin, Get in the Car

How many dead body can you hide in a hole? 100. Forget the fat guy

whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

Why did the fat Jew cross the road? To go to the bicycle shop to fix his puncture

No one walks into a bar The bar is slowly losing business and will soon be forclosed upon and will also lose his home as a result causing his family and himself to be homeless and slowly suffer on the streets

What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

What's worse than finding a bug in your soup? The Holocaust

yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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