Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

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What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

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Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

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What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

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There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

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what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

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Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

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How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

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What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

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Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

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Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

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Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

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What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

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Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

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John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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