- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

why did graeme go to olivias house to do fun things

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

How old are you? 7

How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

I went to the doctor and explained to him, "My penis fell off." The doctor gives me an odd look, and then chops his off to make me feel better.

what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

8===D

The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

God said onto john "come forth and receive eternal life" john came fifth and received a toaster.

How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

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