- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I used to tell people: step on my foot on purpose and ill FUCKlNG BREAK YOURS! Then I Evolved.. friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Thumb me down or step on my foot if only on mistake, and I will break off both your legs and ram them up your ASS!

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

Wha did the fireman say when he burnt his finger? Shit.

What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

Your momma's so fat; She has a constant sense of insecurity due to the instability in her relationships caused by her involuntary obesity.

Hey girl, are you from Jamaica? Cus ja makin me go temporarily insane.

A man walks into a bar and approaches a man "Ask me if I'm a tree." "Fine.Are you a tree?" "No."

Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

Why did susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms... Why didn't she get up? She didn't have any legs... Why didn't anyone help her? She didn't have any friends. Then she died

Why is the sky blue? I don't know I thought you knew

why did the kid fall off the swing? someone threw a fridge at him

What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

What's do a woman's vagina and a camel's toe have in common? Other than being parts of two mammals, they have nothing in common.

There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

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