Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

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What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

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roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

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What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

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"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

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A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

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whats 2+2 equal? 4

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What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

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How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

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Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

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Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

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whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

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Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

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What is the difference between a rabbit and a stick? One lives and one not.

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What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

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What did Valerie get for her birthday? Nothing. Because no one loves her

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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