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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

Fat people

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

In mediavel times :A Jew rapes his mom.... He is promptly taken out of society and thrown into a lions den due to his act of imortality.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables

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