Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

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How can you tell your not italian? You aint no Guito!

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What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

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Vote this up

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Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

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Knock Knock! Come in..

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A hero is nice to everyone, but one person. who is that? Your mom. WOOOOOOOT!! YOU JUST GOT MUSCLEMANED!!!!

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What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

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Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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My mom

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

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What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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Bob Saget

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How long does it take a blonde to skrew in a light bulb? Any amount of time; given that she knows that said bulb is in need of replace meant, or that said blonde is disabled, or if you thought I would make some kind of funny blonde joke that you would tell your friend and then forget ten minutes later, only to think of it a day later and claim it as your own.

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A man walks into a bar and takes a seat at the bar stool. He then proceeds to look over and said a man in a suit and tie open up the window , jumps, and begins to float in mid air. In amazement he approaches the man. He says " That's amazing! How do you do that?" The man in the suit and tie replies "Drink this liquid and you will be able to fly." The man with excitement quickly rushes to the window, opens it, and suddenly falls to his death. The bartender says to the man with the suit and tie " Superman, you're a real dick when your drunk."

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

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People with cancer.

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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