- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

how do you save a black person that's drowning? you blow up their lips

knock knock whos there boo boo who? stop crying its only me! its not you, my mom has cancer, my dad was killed in a car accident, my pregnant wife has been murdered, and my uncle touches me.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

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