Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

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Women drivers...

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How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

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What does? 42

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?' The horse says "I was just diagnosed with testicular cancer."

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

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Do you feel lucky punk, well do ya? ..Umm i'm sorry :/ I'm not gay!... I'm into chicks...you know?!

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

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Justin

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If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

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People who do not realize the concept of this website, and write real jokes on it.

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I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

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A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

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There is an elephant, a zebra, a lion, and a black man. The black man is enjoying his visit to the zoo.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

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Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me me Oh

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What do you get when you cross a jack-o-lantern and an antelope? Nothing. You wouldn't see an antelope by a pumpkin.

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Why did the black man cross the road? he just wanted to cross the road, racist. ... after he had robbed a bank

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A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

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A black man walks into a bar. He is then beaten upon and hung, as this is the 50s.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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