- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

Did nims chinnie? Fins.

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

Gay rights.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

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