Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

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How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

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why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

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How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

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what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

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A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

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Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

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What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

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who is not good looking? mon morello

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What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

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What's the difference between camping and molestation? I wasn't taken camping as a child

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Random link time! http://www.booksie.com/thrillers/novel/declan_mckimm/pure-evil

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What's black and white and red all over? A piece of discarded newspaper previously covering the half dismembered torso of a dead prostitute.

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A brunette, redhead, and a blond were on a road trip when their car broke down in the middle of a desert. The red-head offered to walk down the road to get help, for none of them knew how to repair the car. She walked down the road in the direction they were headed, but never came back. The redhead and blond died several days later in the shade of the car as a result of extensive heat exhaustion.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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minorities.....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I wouldn't consider Mark a chicken. In fact, given the high speed and volume of cars traversing that particular road in both directions, I'd say it was a ballsy move. In hindsight, though, he probably should have waited for the "walk" symbol to appear for pedestrians, in order to avoid being run over by a bus. Anyway, if Pastor John would like to say a few words before we finally put Mark's body to rest...

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feminine literature

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A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

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sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

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What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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