- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

Caca.

Adam Sandler is still funny ! cough

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

Why did the blind boy cross the road? Why? The world may never know. He was hit by a bus

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

Link ate ink to make him sink.

Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

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