What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

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a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

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-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

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Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

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knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

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Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

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What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

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Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

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A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

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haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His death was mourned by his wife and three children who wished he would not have been so reckless.

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What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

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Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

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Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

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Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

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A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

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Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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