Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

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Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

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How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

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two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Who. Who who? "My name ism't really who, it's Thomas. I thought it'd be funny if I made you say who who, as though imitating an owl. However, I understand that childish jokes like that are not funny and if anything stupid and immature. I am sorry for wasting your time. I will go continue my solitary life alone in a crappy tenement... Damn government. They have money to fight wars against foreign countries and yet no money goes to feeding the poor. Do you think life of easy for me loving like this?! I'm such a lost cause not even my own parents want to see me! And I'll be damned if they're still alive. A dad who beat me and got drunk even night, and a mom with breast cancer"(Thomas, overwhelmed, proceeds to have a mental breakdown). The man at the door comes out to comfort him. "It's alright man. i'll help you out." He let's Jeffrey stay with him for the next four months. They both get raped by a T-Rex.

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Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

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My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a car

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Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

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Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

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Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

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Dude man, I'm high...

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Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

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TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

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What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

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What did the sign say? It said slow down

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A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar. After looking at the menu for a minute he orders the cocktail of the day. The bartender looks at the man in disbelief because he has such a baby face and looks like a teenage kid. The bartender politely asks to see his ID. The man pulls out his wallet and shows him his drivers license. Sure enough he was the legal age of drinking. The bartender says "Thank you" and gives him his beverage.

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Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

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Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

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Ebola

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

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