- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

What is a jew in space? Dead

Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

this is not a drill.

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

it's funny because it's funny

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

all the kids had fun

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

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