how many Arabs and Jews can you fit on a bus? The bus in question is a 56 seater,so 56. If you cram some people in the aisles you could probably fit 65 if you didn't care about anyone's comfortability sheesh you might even for in 100 or more.

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There is a Mexican, American, and an Italian on a boat.They start to sink. All of them brought things from their country. The Mexican threw burritos over and said, "We have too much of these." The American threw american cheese over and said, "We have too much of these in our country." The Italian throws over pizza and says the same thing. They are still sinking. Then, the American picks up the Mexican, throws him over and says, "We have too much of these in our country."

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A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

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Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

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Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

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Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

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How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

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Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

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A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

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What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

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Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

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How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

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While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

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