- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

What's old and baggy? An old bag.

Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

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