What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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