- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

Call of Duty is a good game.

man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

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