- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

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