A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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