- Anti Joke

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

Women's Rights..

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

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