- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

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