How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

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What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

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If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

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I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

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what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

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Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

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Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

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Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

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Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

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What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

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Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

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''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

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a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

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what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

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What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

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You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

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two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

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Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

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why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

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What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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