- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

here's a joke... the american education society

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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