- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

why did joe drown ? he had no arms

The Earth is a nice place to live.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

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