- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between Tina Turner and dead babies? I have never fu*ked Tina Turner before.

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

Why didn't little Timmy get anything for Christmas? He was an orphan living on the streets.

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

whats the best part of having sex with twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them.

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

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Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

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