- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

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