- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

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Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

How many Haitians does it take to change a lightbulb? Typically one, unless the light bulb referenced is in an inconvenient location or is over-sized / industrial grade.

Q: What do you call four black guys hanging in a barn? A: Farm tools

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