- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

Two planes walk into an office building

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

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Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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