What can fly? Lots of things

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

What is both bold and brash? Fox

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

hextech crafting too opieop

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

If Oscar Meyer had a dog, what breed would it be? A golden retriever.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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