- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

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A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

What do you do when you see a black man limping in your yard? You invite him inside, ask him what happened, and possibly call an ambulance if, God forbid, the situation is that serious.

What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

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