Knock Knock! Who's there?! Michelle Bachman.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a chicken and was probably not aware that it was walking across a road at all, especially considering that it was likely in a low-traffic rural area.

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Whats greasy and long? Your moms chesthair

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? RAPED.

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What happens if you Put a Mental Patient in a cage He goes crazy, Develops schizophrenia and Eventually dies of Many Incurable Diseases

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Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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How many blondes did it take to screw in the lightbulb? Just one. She did a fine job.

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What doesn't kill you and doesn't make you stronger? Aids

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what is green an invisible? this cabbage

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What's the hardest part of rollerblading? Telling your dad you're gay.

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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Why couldn't my grandpa use a cell phone? He didn't have hands.

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What did one apple say to the other???? Well, since they are fruits, and not people, they were unable to talk...

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How much wood would a wood-chuck chuck, If a wood chuck could chuck wood? A full study has never been commissioned into the amount of wood chucked by a groundhog and thus far remains an unknown quantity. ls

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Error 37.

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Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

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America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

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Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

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where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

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Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

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Ian's mind Elevator music

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How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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