- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

What do you do when you see a black man limping in your yard? You invite him inside, ask him what happened, and possibly call an ambulance if, God forbid, the situation is that serious.

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

Chlamydia

What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

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