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One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

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Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

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Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

you give like i give lomain

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

Who is Dank? A: Billal

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

where is the world?

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

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