what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

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What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

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i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

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What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

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Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

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On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

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Chuck Norris.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

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can you pass the soap?

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

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Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

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Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

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Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

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What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

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How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

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Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

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What can hitler cook well Steak

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

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Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

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When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

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Anti Joke

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