- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Whats funnier than 24, 69

For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

Amanda Knox walks home free.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

Theres an app for the iPhone.

Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

how do you win a game try your best

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

a skinny sumo wrestler

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

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