why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

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whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

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What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

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Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

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Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

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What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

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Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

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roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

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A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

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What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

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Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

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Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

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Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why does the chicken cross the road? 4

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear? The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Why did the blonde fail her driving test? She was paralyzed and had down syndrome.

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Q.Why did the black man go to college? A. What does his race have to do with anything?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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