- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

being sober in a bar fight

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

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