- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

Fine, ladies first.

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

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