- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Actually it was me Josh brown

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

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