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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

I have cancer. And you're next.

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

Anyone can post anything.

Barack Obama plays basketball

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

Your're racist.

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

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