- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do firemen wear red suspenders. I dont know because they go with there hat.

What did the girl say when she got her period? Nothing, why would she want anyone to know?

A middle aged man goes to a psychic. She tells him that he has prostate cancer, and his wife has been cheating on him for the past 3 years.

Alternate ending for children: Despite the massive trauma that the spider suffered from his fall and the sheer volume of rain in the confined space of a pipe, it made a miraculous recover due to the sun coming out. It was however, forever doomed to repeat this cycle of undeath for ever more. [L]

Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

What trees do fortune tellers look at? Whichever variety of species are indigenous to where they live.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

what is brown and wet? Muddy water

Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

DEATH.

what happened to your carpool? they died.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

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