- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

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What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

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