Why did the hobo get hit by a bus? He wanted to kill himself.

What do you call an African American on the moon? An astronaut

Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

hi hey i hate you why you ate my mother she tasted good i like fried chicken ITS A SMALL WORLD! SO DO I well lets go to the beach ok

What did the guy say to helen keller nothing... according to helen keller

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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