- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

what is brown and wet? Muddy water

whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

what happened to your carpool? they died.

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

DEATH.

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

What is black and has no education A tire.

Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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