- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

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How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

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