- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

What did Washington say to California? WC

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

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What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

Why did the police officer beat the black man? Because the Internet is able to connect a variety of different types of people together and the off-duty police officer was slightly better at the multiplayer game they were playing.

Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

There are two muffins sitting in an oven, one muffin says to the other; boy it's hot in here. the other other muffin doesn't reply because it's a muffin, muffins don't talk. Now consider that the first muffin was a squirrel, A TALKING SQUIRREL!

Why do dyslexic people stink at typing? c k j a h s d i u p q h g n z v m n k b e r t y o f This is why...

Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the W&Ws

Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

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