Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

Girls soccer

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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