- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

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