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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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