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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

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