Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

G:nock nock B:come in!

How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

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your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

What does two plus two equal? 4

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

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