- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the guy who took more lineage then he should have? He went to sleep.

I drive in driveways. I recite in recitals. I play in plays. I park on parkways. My greenhouse is green. And my boxing ring is round. Why does everyone think I'm weird??

What did the Chinese man do with the sick dog he found in the alleyway? He took it to the vet, nursed it back to health, and later helped the dog get adopted by a nice family down the street.

Women's rights

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

Nick Cannon

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

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