- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

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what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. Sniffles I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

whats up with that? i'm from jersy

Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

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What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

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