- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

did you stub your toe?

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

im telling maguire

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

What do I hate? people

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

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