- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

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Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

ask me if im a door yes

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

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