- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

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What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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